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47 Miles 5
$24.99The sign says 47 miles. Your gut gives you about four. White knuckles, sweaty forehead, zero rest stops in sight. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A green highway sign reads "47 MILES" next to a toilet icon, and under it a purple-faced, sweating driver in a yellow car grips the wheel with both fists, teeth clenched, while a brown splatter decorates the hood.
If you've ever done math on the interstate — speed, distance, sphincter strength — this one's for you. It's a funny road trip shirt for drivers who know every gas station bathroom by heart, and a solid gag gift for the friend who always says "I can hold it."
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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