Agro Pooper
Man Pulling Poop Out Of Pants People Are Pooping Pants
$24.99He sat down, it came out, and now he's hanging on to it with both fists like it owes him money. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A stocky guy in a navy tee and jeans sits hunched forward, screaming through clenched teeth. In both fists he grips a thick brown sheet of poop that pours off his lap all the way to the floor, pooling around his black shoes.
It's an absurd, white-knuckle Agro Pooper moment: he is not letting go, and he is not happy. A funny poop shirt for anyone who has ever sat down at exactly the wrong time, or a gag gift for the friend who treats every bathroom trip like a wrestling match.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
