Agro Pooper
Man With Brown Shirt Ripped Jeans Poop Gushing Out Of Body
$24.99Over the belt, through the jeans, into a pile on the floor. Total system failure, fully committed. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A guy in a brown tee and ripped jeans doubles over with his eyes squeezed shut and mouth open in a scream. A thick wave of poop spills over his belt, while more pours straight down between his legs into a growing pile on the floor, flinging splatter in every direction.
This is the worst-case scenario drawn in loving detail. A funny poop shirt for people who have survived their own gut and can laugh about it, and a reliable white elephant gift that will absolutely clear the room.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
