I Shit My Pants
Shocked Man Blue Tee Poop Dripping Down Pants
$24.99Jaw on the floor, eyes on the damage. Some moments you don't come back from, you just buy the shirt. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A shocked man in a blue tee gapes in disbelief as he pulls at his waistband. His pants are stained brown from the belt down to the shins, with dark drips, white goo, and a dangling white cloth hanging from one hip, and he's standing in a brown puddle in work boots.
This is the full, no-filter aftermath. It's a poop shirt for people who own their worst day with a straight face, and a gag gift for the coworker or buddy who still hasn't lived theirs down.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
