My Pants Are Shitty
Brown Pants Red Shoes My Pants Shitty Shitty
$24.99So nice they said it twice, and spelled it two different ways. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A pair of empty brown pants stands on two bright red high-top sneakers with nobody inside. Above them, bold white letters read "MY PANTS SHITY SHITTY." It's the confession of someone so rattled they stuttered it out.
It's simple, loud and very on-brand. A poop shirt for the IBS crowd, anyone who's had to throw out a pair of pants, and people who appreciate a red-sneaker flex.
Pick it as a gag gift or white elephant gift for the friend who never lets an accident go to waste.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
