My Pants Are Shitty
My Pants Are Pooped Pants Cartoon
$24.99Arms up, fresh pile on the floor, total victory. These pants have been officially pooped. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A round, glossy cartoon poop with googly eyes and a big tongue-out smile throws both fists in the air like he just won something. Drips run down his body, and a fresh little pile sits beside his feet. The text reads MY PANTS ARE across the top and POOPED - PANTS. along the bottom, in a sticker-style white outline.
It's a victory lap for a loss.
A poop shirt for IBS veterans who celebrate surviving the day, and a gag gift for friends who'd rather laugh than hide.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
