My Pants Are Shitty
Woman In My Pants Are Shitty Tshirt
$24.99Deadpan face, hands in pockets, flat statement of fact. She's not embarrassed. You're embarrassed. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
An illustrated brunette with a choppy, side-swept bob stands straight-on with her hands in the pockets of her blue jeans and a completely deadpan expression. Her cropped black tee reads "MY PANITS ARE SHITY" in white letters, and she's in black-and-white sneakers.
No drama, no apology, just a calm report on the state of things below the belt. A funny IBS shirt for the people who've stopped explaining their gut to anyone, or a white elephant gift that will absolutely get passed around the room.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
