Agro Pooper
Man In White Shirt Poop Pouring Out Of Jeans
$24.99He tried to catch it. That was a mistake. It's on his hand, his jeans, and three piles on the floor. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A guy in a white tee and blue jeans hunches over, yelling, with one hand caught in a thick torrent of poop surging out of the front of his waistband. Splatter sprays off to one side, and lumpy piles pile up around both sneakers.
This funny poop shirt captures the panic grab that never works. It's for anyone whose gut has gone full Agro Pooper at the worst possible moment, and it makes a crude gag gift for the friend who still swears it was "just a fart."
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
