I Shit My Pants
Bald Egghead Character Tongue Out Poop
$24.99Arms flung wide, tongue out, brown splats in the air. He isn't hiding it. He's announcing it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A bald, egg-shaped cartoon guy with crossed googly eyes flings his arms wide, mouth gaping and tongue drooling out. He's in a white tee and brown pants with dark blotches on the knees, brown splats flying off both sides, standing in a glossy brown puddle in big brown boots. Sweat drops burst around his head and I SHIT MY PANTS! arcs across the top in white bubble letters.
It's full-volume confession mode. A goofy poop shirt for people who own it loudly, and a gag gift that wins any white elephant exchange.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
