I Shit My Pants
Sadishit
$24.99Two tears. One frown. Two words. Sometimes the shortest confession hits the hardest. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Not every accident needs a big speech. This design is a simple black stick figure with teardrop eyes and a sad little frown, standing stiff with "i shit" printed right on its chest.
It's the quiet, defeated version of the confession: no splatter, no screaming, just a figure accepting its fate. Minimal and blunt, it works for anyone who'd rather let the shirt do the talking.
A funny IBS shirt for the crowd that knows every bathroom in town, and a low-key gag gift for the friend who has had one too many close calls.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
