My Pants Are Shitty
Blue Jeans With Poop Tail My Pants Shitty Design
$24.99Everything looks normal until you notice the little brown tail sneaking out of the cuff. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Big bubble letters shout "MY PANTS SHITTY." over a pair of baggy, empty blue jeans with white sneakers. A patch on the front reads "PANTS SHITTY" in scrawled letters, and a curly brown tail pokes out from behind the right cuff.
The tail is the punchline: the evidence is leaving the scene. A funny IBS shirt for anyone who has walked very carefully to the nearest bathroom, and a crowd-pleasing poop shirt for toilet-humor fans.
Makes a great gag gift for the denim lover in your life.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
