My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Paants Are Shiity Design
$24.99So shitty it misspelled itself twice. Arms wide, chunks flying, no shame whatsoever. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A classic soft-serve swirl poop with big blue eyes and a huge open-mouthed grin spreads its arms wide while little brown chunks fly off both sides. It's drawn in a sticker style with a thick white outline, with MY PAANTS arched across the top and ARE SHIITY along the bottom.
The spelling looks exactly like a text sent mid-emergency, which is honestly the most accurate part.
A poop shirt for anyone who owns their accidents with open arms: IBS warriors, chaos-loving friends, and white elephant gift hunters.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
