My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character Wearing Blue Jeans
$24.99Hiking up the jeans like that's going to fix anything. The stains say otherwise. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A round, chubby poop character with a swirled top, rosy cheeks, and a wide open-mouthed grin grips the waistband of its light-wash blue jeans and hikes them up. The jeans have a few telltale brown spots, and it's standing in brown boots.
It's the universal pose of trying to pretend everything is fine down there. A poop shirt for IBS survivors, chronic gas-station-bathroom users, and anyone who needs a gag gift with a dopey, lovable mascot.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
