My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character Wearing Jeans My Pants Shitty Text
$24.99Arms wide open, jeans freshly ruined, still smiling. Welcome to the situation. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon poop with a curly top, big eyes, and a tongue-out grin spreads its arms wide like it's going in for a hug. It's wearing a brown tee and blue jeans with brown spots, plus brown boots, all set on a white sticker-style backdrop with an arched headline in black letters across the top.
It's the welcome committee for every bad gut day. A funny IBS shirt for people who meet a pants emergency with open arms, and a gag gift that makes its point from across the room.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
