Pooped Pants Poop Character
$24.99Something just escaped and he's frozen in place. A bug-eyed poop blob watching the evidence roll away. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Pure panic in cartoon form. A round, speckled poop blob with huge white eyes and a droopy pink mustache-mouth stands stiff in belted blue jeans and red sneakers. Behind him, a few small brown nuggets are bouncing out across the grass like they're making a run for it.
This poop shirt is for anyone who has had to freeze, clench, and pretend everything was fine. It's an easy gag gift for a friend with a famously unpredictable gut, or for yourself when you're done being embarrassed about it.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.



