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I Survived Toxic
$24.99Some battles don't end at the finish line. They end on the toilet, with a medal. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Dripping green slime letters spell "I SURVIVED" over a zombie-green guy slumped on an overflowing toilet in a white tee, red shorts and sneakers, a gold medal around his neck. His eyes are bloodshot, flies swarm the stall, and a brown puddle spreads across the floor.
For anyone who's lived through a gut day so bad it deserved hardware, this funny IBS shirt hands out the medal. It also works as a gag gift for runners, chili cook-off veterans, or the roommate who never opens the window.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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