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Proudly Shitty
No Regrets
$24.99Hands on hips, cape flowing, toilet destroyed. Zero apologies issued. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A grinning, round-bellied hero in a green bodysuit and green eye mask stands on a toilet seat with hands on his hips, a brown cape billowing behind him. Brown splatter drips down his legs and over the bowl, a few flies buzz around, green rays burst behind him, and bold black letters below declare "NO REGRETS."
It's a poop shirt for the shameless — the ones who walk out of the bathroom like they just saved the city. A great gag gift for the friend who announces their bathroom trips with pride.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
