The Fool Who Shit His Pants
Foolwhoshitpants
$24.99Arms wide, knees bent, grinning like a vaudeville act. The fool has arrived, and so has the accident. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Drawn in black-and-white vintage ink, a grinning fool with spiky tufts of hair throws his arms wide and bends his knees like he's taking a bow. His black tee reads FOOL SHIT PANTS, and the whole scene sits inside a retro oval frame.
It looks like an old-time show poster, with a much worse headliner. A great poop shirt for fans of vintage cartoons and a classic gag gift for the friend who turned an accident into a performance.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
