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DNF
$24.99He made it to the porta-potty. He did not make it to the finish line. Some races are won in the stall. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A wrecked runner in a white tank and green shorts slumps on the toilet of a blue porta-potty with both doors flung open. His eyes are rolled back, his tongue is hanging out, and a medal still hangs around his neck. Flies circle, green stink lines shoot out the sides, and a brown puddle spreads around his sneakers. Big black letters underneath read "DNF."
It's a funny running shirt for marathoners, trail runners and anyone whose race plan includes a map of every porta-potty on the course. It also makes a solid gag gift for runners who talk about their gut way too much on long runs.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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