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Turd Tornado

Bloody Swirls

$24.99

A red tornado up top, googly-eyed poops escaping every rip below. These jeans are a lost cause. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.

Size
1
  • Free US shipping over $49
  • 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
  • Printed & shipped on demand

Cartoon blue jeans with rolled cuffs and red sneakers stand on a black background as a red tornado swirls up out of the waistband carrying a little poop character. Googly-eyed poop emoji faces burst through rips at the knees and shins, red drips run from the holes, and more grinning poops gather on the ground.

It's an absurd, cartoonish poop shirt for anyone who likes their toilet humor cute and chaotic. It makes a solid gag gift or white elephant gift for the friend who sends poop emojis in every group chat.

Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.

Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.

Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.

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