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Turd Tornado
Seek Shelter
$24.99Flinging cattle and heading straight for the porta-potties. Consider this your official warning. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A towering brown tornado drips from a lumpy storm cloud, tossing a cow through the air and slamming into a blue porta-potty, while another porta-potty waits beside a yellow house. A man in a suit stands on the sidewalk pointing up, mouth open, next to a yellow sign that reads "SEEK SHELTER."
It's absurd, it's disgusting, and it's the most accurate forecast for the morning after taco night. A great white elephant gift or gag gift for storm chasers, weather nerds, and anyone whose gut runs on chaos.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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