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The Runs

Occupied 2

$24.99

Red-faced, fist on the door, the pack closing in, and the answer is Occupied. Every race-day nightmare on one shirt. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.

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  • 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
  • Printed & shipped on demand

A painted-style runner in a white tee, navy shorts and orange sneakers hammers on a blue porta-potty door, face flushed purple and mouth open in a yell, while brown streaks run down the door. Behind him a pack of numbered racers closes in, and red script up top reads "Occupied."

This is a shirt for runners who've learned the porta-potty line is the real race. Wear it to your next 10K or marathon, or give it as a gift for runners who talk way too openly about their gut on long runs.

Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.

Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.

Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.

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