I Shit My Pants
Ishitmypants
$24.99Stamped, boxed, and filed under things that happened. A grungy stencil confession with a smear right through it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Some statements deserve to look official. This design stamps "I SHIT MY PANTS" in heavy, distressed black stencil lettering inside a rounded box, with a thick smear streaking across the middle and a small "MY" tucked into the mess.
It looks like a warning label, a punk flyer, and a public notice all at once. Wear it as a funny IBS shirt that owns the record, or as a straight-faced announcement to the room.
A classic gag gift for birthdays, white elephant swaps, or the friend who still tells the story better than anyone.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
