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I Shit My Pants
Cheekholeboom
$24.99Bent over, eyes wide, and a fresh hole where the seat of his pants used to be. Pressure: released. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A comic-style man in a light blue shirt and gray pants hunches forward, clutching his stomach with a worried look, as a burst of white gas cloud blasts a perfectly round hole straight through the seat of his pants.
There are no words on it — the hole says enough. It's for anyone who's felt that rumble and known the pants weren't going to win. A funny fart shirt and gag gift for dads, coworkers, and anyone who blames the dog.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
