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I Shit My Pants
Horrified Man White Tee Poop Puddle
$24.99The puddle is real, the scream is real, and the shirt is painfully accurate. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A horrified man with bulging eyes screams while gripping his waistband. His white tee says I SHIT MY PANTS. above a toothy cartoon mouth holding a brown blob, his blue jeans are torn at both knees, and he stands in a wide brown puddle splashing up around his grey shoes.
It's chaos from head to toe, with the confession printed right on his chest. A poop shirt for people who'd rather tell the story than hide it, and a gag gift guaranteed to clear a little space at the party.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
