I Shit My Pants
Brown Shirt Character Drooling Poop Puddle
$24.99It's a shirt. It's alive. It's drooling something brown. Wear it and let people draw their own conclusions. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A brown T-shirt has come to life: it has wide white eyes, a big open mouth with two buck teeth, stubby little arms and legs, and a thick brown glob oozing out of its mouth. Brown spots dot the fabric, and it stands in a splashy blue puddle.
It's the shirt version of a bad day, and it doesn't seem bothered at all. No words, just pure gross-out cartoon energy. A strange, funny poop shirt for people who like their humor a little weird, and a gag gift that will leave the white elephant table confused in the best way.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
