My Pants Are Shitty
Cartoon Poop My Pants Shiiitty
$24.99He put on clean khakis this morning and had such high hopes. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A shiny cartoon poop with a curled tip, pink cheeks and a stunned open mouth has squeezed into a pair of khaki pants and white sneakers. It's standing in a brown puddle with drips flying off both sides, arms hanging in disbelief.
No slogan, just a poop who dressed for success and didn't get it. A funny IBS shirt for anyone who knows the khaki risk, and an easy poop shirt for toilet-humor fans of all ages.
Gift it to the friend who swears it only happened once.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
