My Pants Are Shitty
Man In My Pants Shitty Tshirt
$24.99Why whisper it when your shirt can yell it for you? Two words and an exclamation point. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon man with a mustache and a mouth open mid-yell stands with his hands on his hips. His white tee shouts MY PANTS SHITTY! and one leg of his blue jeans has a dark stain creeping down toward his black sneakers.
No explanation needed. The shirt handles the announcement, you handle the exit.
A funny IBS shirt for people who've stopped pretending, plus a dependable gag gift for birthdays, retirements and white elephant swaps.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
