My Pants Are Shitty
Green Tshirt My Pants Are Poop Pants
$24.99A shirt with a shirt on it, featuring a poop who is way too happy about what happened to your pants. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
This one's a shirt within a shirt: the artwork is a green tee with a cheerful poop character in the middle. It has big eyes, a huge grin and little drips running down its belly, and it's framed by the words "MY PANTS" above and "ARE PPED PANTS." below.
The poop is thrilled. You, the owner of said pants, maybe less so. It's a goofy poop shirt for IBS humor fans, kids-at-heart, and anyone who laughs at toilet jokes.
An easy pick for a white elephant gift or a gag gift that needs no explanation.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
