My Pants Are Shitty
Cartoon Tshirt My Pants Shity Brown Shirt
$24.99Brown shirt, brown pants, and a gap-toothed grin that says you weren't fooling anyone. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
An all-brown outfit, shirt on top and pants below, stands on two brown shoes and grins at you with big white eyes and a gap-toothed smile. Small white scribbles appear on the shirt and pants, but there's no clean slogan here. The look does the talking.
It's for people who have walked out of a bathroom looking exactly this composed. A crude, cartoony poop shirt for the IBS community, toilet-humor lovers and the friend who always has a story.
Good as a gag gift or a white elephant swap wildcard.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
