My Pants Are Shitty
Man Wearing My Pants Shitty Shirt Brown Pants
$24.99He wore brown pants on purpose. That's not a fashion choice. That's strategy. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A beaming cartoon man with a mustache, wide eyes and a tongue-out grin stands with his hands in his pockets. His white tee reads MY PANTS ARE SHITY SHITY., and he's wearing brown drawstring pants and brown shoes.
He looks weirdly pleased with himself, like a man whose camouflage worked.
A poop shirt for IBS veterans who dress defensively, cheerful over-sharers, and anyone shopping for a gag gift that rewards planning ahead.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
