My Pants Are Shitty
Man In My Pants Are Shitty Black Tshirt
$24.99No panic, no apology, just a calm man in a wide stance stating the facts. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Drawn in a black-and-white comic style with blue denim, a stern middle-aged guy stands with his feet wide apart and his hands in his jeans pockets. His black tee reads "MY PANTS ARE SHITTY." in big white letters. His face says he's made peace with it.
This is the poop shirt for people who've had enough emergencies to stop being dramatic about them. IBS veterans, road-trip survivors and dads with zero shame all qualify.
A dry, deadpan gag gift that gets a laugh without trying too hard.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
