My Pants Are Shitty
Man Wearing Pants Shitty Shitty Shirt Blue Background
$24.99He's too mad to spell it right. The stain on his jeans says everything his shirt couldn't. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A scowling cartoon man with a gray-streaked pompadour and a thick mustache stands with both hands jammed in his pockets. His black tee reads PANTS SHiTY SHTTY, and there's a dark stain spreading down one leg of his blue jeans. Black-and-white sneakers finish the look.
The spelling falls apart about as fast as his day did.
A funny IBS shirt for grumpy dads, mustache owners, and anyone who has quietly walked it off. Also a good white elephant gift.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
