My Pants Are Shitty
Man Tshirt My Pants Shitty Pants Ripped Jeans
$24.99The jeans didn't rip from squats. Something came out of this man with force, and he is screaming about it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon man with a mustache and a wide-open screaming mouth stands with his hands on his hips. His white tee reads MY PANTS SHITTY PANTS, and below a bright green belt his blue jeans are blown out with ragged holes. Red-and-white sneakers complete the outfit.
It's the full-volume version of a pants emergency.
A poop shirt for explosive personalities, IBS lifers who've lost a pair or two, and anyone who needs a gag gift with zero subtlety.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
