My Pants Are Shitty
My Pants Shity Poop Character Beige Pants
$24.99Business casual on top, business casualty below. He only got two words out, and they were enough. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A lumpy cartoon poop with googly eyes and a tongue-out grin stands in tan khaki pants and brown shoes, arms hanging at his sides. A small yellow speech bubble beside him says MY PANTS.
Khakis were a bold choice. Khakis show everything. He knows.
A funny IBS shirt for office workers, khaki loyalists, and anyone whose gut has ever ruined a perfectly good outfit. Also a solid white elephant gift.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
