My Pants Are Shitty
Woman Wearing My Pants Shitty Shirt Ripped Jeans
$24.99Hands in pockets, scowl locked in, pants status announced on her chest and her jeans. No further questions. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
An illustrated woman with shoulder-length auburn hair stands with her hands jammed in her pockets and a full-on scowl. Her black tee announces the state of her pants in bold white letters, and her ripped blue jeans carry white patches with more of the same message. Red-and-white sneakers finish the look.
This is the face of someone whose gut has ruined one too many plans and is no longer pretending otherwise. A funny IBS shirt for the people who say it with attitude, or a gag gift for the friend who never hides a bad stomach day.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
