My Pants Are Shitty
Yellow Character Peeking From Jeans My Pants
$24.99Something is peeking out of your jeans, and it looks just as shocked as you are. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A shiny yellow poop character pops its head out of the waistband of an empty pair of dark blue jeans, wide-eyed and open-mouthed in pure shock. The jeans stand on their own, cuffed at the bottom over a pair of tan-and-white sneakers. Yellow bubble letters reading "MY PAN" sit above it before fading out.
It's for the moment you realize the situation in your pants has a face now. A funny poop shirt for IBS veterans, chronic over-sharers, and anyone who needs a gag gift that gets a reaction.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
