The Fool Who Shit His Pants
Shittyfool
$24.99Thumbs up, tongue out, zero regrets. He shit his pants and honestly? He's doing great. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A chubby, balding cartoon man with a big nose and wild eyes gives a cheery thumbs up, tongue hanging out of a huge grin. He's wearing a white tee with FOOL in red, light blue jeans, and tan boots. Arched above him: FOOL WHO SHIT. Below: His Pants.
It's the optimist's take on an accident. A funny gag gift for the guy who laughs off every disaster, or a poop shirt for anyone with a gut that keeps life interesting.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
