The Fool Who Shit His Pants
Shittyfoolpants
$24.99Wild hair, huge grin, hands where they shouldn't be. He shit his pants and he's wearing the shirt about it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A wild-haired man with a big mustache and an unsettling grin stands in baggy blue jeans and black shoes, one hand in his pocket and the other clutching his crotch. His white tee says it all in yellow letters: FOOL WHO SHIT PANTS.
It's a shirt about a guy wearing a shirt about shitting his pants, which is exactly the energy we're going for. Perfect gag gift for the friend with an infamous accident story, or a funny IBS shirt for anyone who's made peace with being the fool.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
