Weird Shit
Greenmonster In Pants Cartoon
$24.99Fangs out, tongue out, everything else out too. Even monsters have that moment. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A bright green, horned monster with two bulging eyes and a mouth full of fangs lets out a scream, hands jammed in the pockets of its light blue jeans. The knees have chewed-through holes, and a brown puddle is splashing up around its sneakers.
It's loud, neon, and disgusting in the best way. This poop shirt is made for monster-cartoon fans, anyone who's had their gut go full creature feature, and anyone hunting for a gross-out gag gift that actually looks cool.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
