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Hazard Zone
$24.99Someone waved the white flag. Hazmat says it's too late. Evacuate the area. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A pair of brown briefs lies amid brown streaks bursting outward, with a swirling green stink cloud full of black skull-and-crossbones rising off it. Tiny doodles surround the scene: a man lying flat waving a white flag, a hazmat-suited worker saying "TOO LATE," a BIOHAZARD sign, a swarm of flies, a toilet, screaming faces, and a happy, steaming poop with its arms up.
It's a weird poop shirt for anyone whose bathroom visits require a containment team. An ideal gag gift or white elephant gift for the office's most notorious offender.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
