Weird Shit
Shitpants Cartoon
$24.99He's inside the jeans. He's oozing. He is, as the label says, Shit Pants. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A panicked brown blob with huge eyes and a gaping, drooling mouth peeks out of the waistband of a pair of oversized blue jeans. A brown stain is already dribbling down one thigh. Arched over his head: SHiT PANTS.
It's the whole story in one picture. This funny IBS shirt is for anyone who has had a pants emergency and decided to own it, and it's a solid poop shirt gag gift for the friend who still talks about That One Time.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
