Weird Shit
Screaming Bald Man Straining On Chair
$24.99He's sitting down. He's holding on. He's screaming. Whatever is happening below that chair, he did not plan it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A bald man in a blue tee and white pants sits on a plain white chair, hands clamped to his knees, head thrown back in a full-throated scream. Something gray is streaking down under the seat, and we're not going to ask.
This funny poop shirt is for anyone who has ever had to sit very, very still and hope for the best. Wear it to the office, wear it to family dinner, or wrap it up as a weird gag gift for the friend who always disappears mid-meeting.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
