Active Shitter
Cartoon Man Desperate To Poo
$24.99Knock-kneed, white-knuckled, and staring at a sink that is absolutely not a toilet. The clench is real and it is losing. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A mustached cartoon guy in a gray tee and blue jeans stands knock-kneed with his hands clamped on his hips, eyebrows up and eyes rolled sideways in pure dread. Shaky lines around his legs say he's barely holding on. Next to him, a small wall-mounted sink sends up wisps of steam: close to a bathroom, nowhere near a toilet.
It's the long, sweaty minute between "uh oh" and "too late."
A funny IBS shirt for anyone who's done the desperate shuffle mid-workout, the friend who always needs a bathroom right now, or a gag gift that gets an instant knowing laugh.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
