Active Shitter
Cartoon Man Shitting On Toilet
$24.99He reached the toilet. He sat down. His jeans are still on. Wide eyes, one shaky exhale, and a brown puddle spreading underneath. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A mustached cartoon guy in an orange tee sits on a white toilet with his blue jeans still fully on, eyes bulging, letting out a long shaky breath. A brown puddle is spreading across the floor around his sneakers. The race was close. The race was lost.
It's the exact moment you realize being near the toilet and using the toilet are two different things.
A funny IBS shirt for the active types whose guts don't wait for the warm-up, the friend with a legendary near-miss story, or a gag gift for anyone who has ever said "I almost made it."
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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