I Shit My Pants
Grinning Bearded Man Hands In Pockets
$24.99Hands in pockets, little smirk, absolutely nothing to see here. Except the shirt. The shirt is a full confession. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A relaxed man with tousled brown hair, a mustache and beard stands with his hands in his jeans pockets, giving a sheepish half-smile. His navy tee reads I SHIT, SHIT, PANTS stacked in white letters, and he's wearing a brown belt, dark jeans and brown shoes.
No mess, no panic, just a guy who has accepted his fate and is trying to play it cool. It's a deadpan funny IBS shirt for people who handle gut chaos with a shrug, and a low-key gag gift for the friend who never admits anything.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
