I Shit My Pants
Shocked Man Yellow Tee Red Sneakers
$24.99Don't move. Don't breathe. Don't let anyone see. His shirt already told everyone anyway. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A wide-eyed man stands stiff as a board with his mouth open in a silent scream. He's wearing a yellow tee printed I SHIIT MY PANTS, light blue jeans, and red sneakers, arms locked at his sides on a dark shadow.
No mess is shown; the panic on his face does all the work. It's the instant you realize, before anyone else does. A funny IBS shirt for people who know that frozen feeling, and a gag gift for anyone who has ever said they'll be right back and meant it.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
