I Shit My Pants
Shittysoldier
$24.99Survived the mission. Did not survive the walk back to the latrine. A calm silhouette with an honest shirt. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Some battles you win. Some you lose on the way to the bathroom. This design is a solid black silhouette of a figure in a helmet, perched casually on a bench with one knee up, wearing a shirt that simply says "I SHIT PANTS."
No drama, no splatter, just a guy sitting with what happened. It's a minimalist take on the classic confession and a funny IBS shirt for people who prefer their humor dry.
A solid gag gift for veterans with a sense of humor, buddies from basic, or anyone who's fought their own gut and lost.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
