I Shit My Pants
I Just Shit My Pants Poop Character
$24.99He dressed up. He wore his good shoes. He still just shit his pants, and honestly he looks fine with it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A chubby brown poop character with lumpy layers, big round eyes and a contented open smile stands in brown pants with a belt and a pair of shiny brown shoes on a little blue shadow. Chunky brown letters with white outlines read I JUST SHIT across the top and MY PANTS below.
He's put together, he's polite, and he still had an accident. A poop shirt for people who meet every gut emergency with a smile, and a gag gift for the friend who always manages to look calm right after.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
