My Pants Are Shitty
Man In My Pants Shitty Shirt Ripped Pants
$24.99That face when you realize it's not a fart and your khakis have already picked a side. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon guy stands frozen in horror: eyes bulging, mouth wide open, hands jammed in his pockets. His navy tee says "MY PANTS SHIITY." His tan pants are torn at both knees with white scraps poking out, and there's a brown pile around his boots.
It's the moment every gut-betrayal veteran knows: the split second after it's too late. This funny poop shirt is for anyone with IBS, a bad lunch history, or a friend who never lets them forget it.
Wear it with pride or hand it out as a gag gift that gets an immediate reaction.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
